They say that love should come easily
But when you come and see me you just sit and watch the TV
And when we’re in bed you’re playing on your phone
I read your facebook status and it says you’re all alone
But you’re not I’m here, hello can you hear me?
Or are you too distracted by playing on the Wii?
I heard of uploading data into space but
You’re a mess cos you left behind no trace
My head is spinning, can’t decipher the static
Is it real or just a tactic? When you smile it’s automatic
Cos you try so hard to disguise that you’re vacant
I’m being patient but there’s no-one in the attic
Or the cellar or the bathroom or even in the kitchen
Yeah this house is stately but it’s far from bitchin'
There’s no-one home but the TV's on
I’m really fucking lonely I just wanna get it on.
You’re so real
And you taste like red wine
But there’s nothing going on in your mind
You’re so real and your soft like peaches
But there’s something out of my reach
I think you’re animatronic
Machines and robots can be really fit
And you come equipped with all the necessary bits
But inside you’re the tin Man and the scare-crow too
Your brain is dead and your heart's not true
I don’t wanna be controversial when I say
Dorothy’s pathetic and her crew is the same.
A cowardly lion? Where’s the imagination?
So have a lobotomy and a heart transplantation
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